Premium Hygiene Since 1984
Hygiene products that make you smell horrible.
Because sometimes you want people to keep their distance.
Shop the Stenchi 💩Handcrafted to repel. Tested on volunteers.
Lather up the stench
Infused with real sulfur compounds and aged egg extract, this shampoo guarantees you'll clear a room the moment you walk in. Long-lasting odor that no amount of fresh air can fix.
Smell like the alley behind a restaurant
A luxurious blend of fermented fish oil, aged garbage water, and rotting banana peel essence. Moisturizes your skin while ensuring nobody sits next to you on the bus.
Block nothing. Amplify everything.
Unlike ordinary deodorants that mask your natural odor, Swamp Breeze enhances and intensifies it to levels previously thought impossible. Available in Bog Water and Moldy Sock scents.
Transform your tub into a sensory nightmare
Drop one of these beauties into your bath and watch the water turn a suspicious shade of brown. Each bomb is packed with concentrated onion extract, skunked beer essence, and mystery swamp water.
The perfect complement to Rotten Egg Shampoo
Made with fermented kelp and composted coffee grounds, this conditioner makes your hair silky smooth while ensuring it smells like the bottom of a fishing boat.
The scent of a golden retriever on a rainy day
Our flagship fragrance. Captures the exact moment a large dog shakes itself dry after a romp through muddy puddles. Spray it on and watch friendships dissolve in real time.
Feed your skin, offend your friends
A rich moisturizer crafted from aged blue cheese whey, fermented yogurt, and a proprietary blend of foot-odor compounds. Your skin will thank you. Everyone else will not.
Make an entrance. And an exit.
Distilled from authentic skunk musk (ethically sourced, we promise) and blended with rotting wood and stagnant pond notes. One spray lasts 3–5 business days.
Burn bridges, not just armpits
Packed with concentrated ghost pepper extract and aged cayenne mash, this deodorant replaces your natural odor with something somehow worse. Keep away from eyes, noses, and anyone you want to keep in your life.
Smell like Monday morning's leftovers
Captures the essence of a clogged kitchen drain on a hot summer day. A proprietary blend of pulverized vegetable scraps, stagnant drain water, and mystery sludge. Guaranteed to clear a 30-foot radius.
For when you want the full experience
Our most aggressively authentic scent yet. Scientifically formulated to replicate the unique bouquet of a gym locker in July. Apply sparingly. Or don't. We're not your boss.
Anti-antiperspirant perfection
Forget blocking sweat — Sweaty Pitts amplifies it. Our formula encourages maximum moisture output while locking in the most pungent compounds your body can produce. Wear it to spin class for peak performance.
Spicy pits, spicier personality
Blended from slow-roasted jalapeños and fermented chili mash, this deodorant gives your underarms a zesty, eye-watering kick. Pairs well with public transportation and crowded elevators.
Don't cry over it — wear it
Three-week-old dairy has never smelled so purposeful. Our chemists carefully cultivated the perfect stage of milk fermentation to deliver a sour, chunky aroma that lingers well past your departure.
Aged to offend
Inspired by the rarest and ripest cheeses in the world, this deodorant layers blue cheese funk, aged camembert rind, and a hint of forgotten brie. Your pits will smell like a fancy French market — in the worst way.
Nature's most persistent perfume
Synthesized from the most unfortunate olfactory compounds found in the great outdoors. A single swipe delivers the unmistakable roadside ambiance that no amount of air freshener can overcome.
Shake it off — onto everyone else
The beloved scent of a soaked labrador, now in deodorant form. Each application delivers damp fur notes, muddy paw undertones, and that signature wet-dog headiness that fills a room in seconds.
Evacuate the building, not your schedule
Featuring a sharp, industrial mercaptan-inspired aroma that triggers immediate alarm in anyone nearby. Not an actual gas leak, but your coworkers won't know that. Office evacuations not included.
Layers upon layers of stench
Made with fermented white onion concentrate, raw shallot essence, and aged leek extract. Like an ogre, this deodorant has layers — and each one is worse than the last. Cry-inducing results guaranteed.
Founded in 1984 by two individuals who were tired of smelling pleasant, Stenchi was born from a simple idea: what if hygiene products made you smell worse?
Our team of rogue chemists, former garbage collectors, and certified odour engineers work tirelessly to develop products that push the boundaries of social acceptability. Every batch is lab-tested to ensure maximum repulsiveness.
Smell bad. Feel great. Clear the room.™
Real reviews from real smelly people.
“I used the Swamp Breeze Deodorant on a first date. There was no second date. Exactly as advertised.”
— Dave R.
“The Wet Dog Cologne clears out my entire open-plan office within minutes. I've never been more productive.”
— Sandra K.
“Finally, a company that understands my needs. I haven't had to share an elevator in three weeks.”
— Mike T.